"shrut" isms :)

"driving is unnatural. humans and machines just do not go together."

"oh ok. then how do u intend to commute from one place to another."

"walk."

"i woke up in the morning and walked into the loo and stepped right into a huge pile of zooro's shit. he must have shat right then coz it was warm."

"what?!?! that's disgusting! eewwwwwwww."

" it was quite a sensory experience."

"u don't sound like u were that grossed out."

"i didn't mind it. it was different."